jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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moonemoji:

California facts:
-we surf to school
-if we don’t say “dude” at least 10 times a day we will die
-same with “like”
-we cry when it’s 60 degrees Fahrenheit bc it’s cold

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raytings:

I’ve reblogged this so much but it’s v tru

paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

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clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

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forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

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egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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this speaks to me.

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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